Life is interesting with 3 girls in the house especially when the "point spread" is 20 months to 17 years. I can go from poopy diaper to Chemistry woes in about 30 seconds flat. I have been home the past three days and it struck me how wild things can be here for Marti when you are constantly shifting back and forth between the needs of three "little" girls. In the past 72 hours I have had the made the following comments with my girls. For fun, you can guess which daughter I addressed!
1. Don't go outside naked wearing only a backpack.
2. Don't poor the cereal on the ground.
3. If you are going to go in the bathroom to take off your own diaper and flush the poopy down the toilet, why don't you just get on the potty and poop in it?
4. Turn left at the light. Turn. Turn now!
5. Don't mash the banana in your hair.
6. Don't worry about whether you should take Physics next year, let's just get through Chemistry for the next 3 months.
7. Put the pickle on the plate, not the table cloth.
8. Don't worry about that guy tail-gating you; and don't worry about him honking, you are doing just fine.
9. Tell Mama thanks for making you supper.
10. I think it is time for you to go to bed, you're getting cranky.
For extra credit, try to guess what other sorts of things I said to the boys the past couple of days!
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