Everyone in the class raises their hand expect one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Cubs fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Cubs fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Cardinal fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Cardinal fan?"
"Because my Mom is a Cardinal fan, and my dad is Cardinal fan, so I'm a Cardinal fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Cardinal fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mom were a moron and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Cubs fan."
Your work sounds very interesting.. is there anyway to get in touch with you to ask you questions about it?
Erica
Posted by: Erica | April 28, 2006 at 03:11 AM
An old one.....but a good one.
Posted by: Rob T. | April 28, 2006 at 10:27 AM